internet profiles throughout the ages
me age 13: Konnichiwa Watashi Wa (thats My Name Is for all you n00bs) EmoPixieTenshiSama. I love anime and it is the only thing I care about. I hate my parents and I hate my school. I hate tanned sluts and the color pink. I love hot topic and eyeliner. I am married to Edward Elric. Britney Spears sucks, the only good music is MCR. yaoi is all that matters. I only eat pocky and ramen.
me age 15: Hello, I love anime but not the ~mainstream stuff that is on adult swim. I'm not a weeaboo. I hate otakus. Ugh, stop saying kawaii, you aren't Japanese. I am Lolita and it is NOT a cospay, ugh bad lace, ur doing it wrong noob!
me now: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ PONPONPON I AM MORE KAWAII THAN ALL YOU BITCHES (｡◕‿◕｡) KAWAII SUIGOI DESU ANGELIC PRETTY KYARY DOKIDOKI YES SUIGOI DESU (/・・)ノ.:*・°☆
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
xmayb: BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
orangeducttape: sociallywokard: orangeducttape: more followers yessss /licks all of you yes this is how you keep followers shut up u r an ugly ho excuse me i am beautiful and u is pitiful ok
me: hey I think I can make at least something!
real life: lol no
its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and ill use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone
orangeducttape: more followers yessss /licks all of you yes this is how you keep followers
I’m seeing some stuff complaining about Naoto being a misrepresentation of transgender people floating around on the internet. but uh. I thought Naoto wasn’t transgender, she just felt disempowered as a female and felt it would help her credibility in society and as a detective if she was male. So she decided to dress as a man and pretend to be male.
president snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
haymitch: THAT I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR
OUT OF YOOOUUUU
effie, octavia, portia and flavius: stylish as the capitol-
cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
effie: you are a spineless
octavia and portia: PALE
flavius: and pathetic lot
haymitch: aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE
MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
orangeducttape: nicoception: lenkabutt: ...
oh no it’s personal post time! idk actually I don’t really have much to say. I guess I’m kind of in a funk right now. I go to school and go through the motions and try to distract myself with video games so I don’t have to think about the fact that my friends are leaving. I’m not friends with that many people in my class just because…I dunno. I don’t...
the awkward moment when you’re on omegle video and you see someone fucking a dog is there a polite way to disconnect from people jerking off or cause I really dont know actually whenever I connect with a guy at all I just immediately disconnect its too damn weird lol