i'm like a you-aholic

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asteriskos:

If You Were Born Today, May 6: You have a strong business sense and are tuned in to the value and worth of things. Most of you are good with money. Security and stability are things that drive you and are behind many decisions you make in life. You are amorous, curious, attractive, intuitive and possess strong presence. Famous people born today: George Clooney, Orson Welles, Sigmund Freud, Willie Mays, Rudolph Valentino, Tony Blair.

I am actually so boring that all I get is a “good business sense”

If You Were Born Today, December 28: Others find your way of expressing yourself especially intriguing and charming. You are forever curious about people and their relationships, and you have an intuitive understanding of relationship dynamics. You are an idealistic person, even if you come across as savvy or possibly sarcastic. It never fails to surprise you when people fail to act with good intentions, even if you can predict it will happen in advance! Somewhat of a worrier, you are often over-thinking matters. Although you are a bit on the dominant side, you can also be very considerate and peace-loving at heart. Famous people born today: Denzel Washington, Woodrow Wilson, Johnny Otis, Peter Finch.

If You Were Born Today, December 23: This is one of the more charming birthdays of the year, although it can also be one that uses that charm for personal gain! This is natural to a degree, but some of you will take this too far, while others will keep it in check. Some of you will find ways to market your ability to gain others’ confidence. You are a determined person with strong personal presence and magnetism. Your relationships and friendships tend to be unusual, or the people you attract into your life are an eclectic bunch. You are truly talented, creative, and mostly very considerate of others. Famous people born today: Harry Shearer, Corey Haim, Susan Lucci, Chet Baker, Eddie Vedder.

If You Were Born Today, November 24: Your opinions are strong, and you enjoy sharing them with others. Your imagination is powerful, and you can use this strength creatively in your career, but you may tend to make mountains out of molehills on a personal level. You are an entertaining conversationalist and your mind is active, alert, and interested. Although stubborn at times, you are warm with your loved ones and you are generous with your time. Famous people born today: Dale Carnegie, Scott Joplin, Geraldine Fitzgerald.

If You Were Born Today, December 14: You are a spirited, sensitive, and intelligent person who has a true spirit for adventure, yet a down-to-earth side to you that is unmistakable. Enterprising and ambitious, you are also very versatile, sometimes to the point of leaving a trail of unfinished projects and endeavors behind you! You need to experiment and mix things up a little in order to feel like you are truly living. Intensely curious, you never stop learning. Because you are easily bored, there are times that you have the urge to stir up a bit of controversy just to get some sort of debate started. Others find you fascinating and multi-talented. Famous people born today: Patty Duke, Nostradamus, Margaret Chase Smith, Jane Burkin.

askthosedouchebags:

TG: well there was that one time where he fucking raised me

TG: are you hoping for some kind of sob story all lil dave starving alone in a cold room while his only caretaker spends his night doing coke off the bellies of underage thai strippers

TG: step off geraldo get your child…